About the joint
Apache Burger has been a beloved part of the Etobicoke community since 1969. It has substantial reputation, and a long history. Inside is a wall oh photos extolling it as the best burger joint in the GTA. For what it's worth, it seems to be Tie Domi's favourite joint.
It's not quite a 50's diner. More, an 80's affectation of a 50's diner. The menus board are, of course, written in the kitschiest of scripts, Gilles Gothic. The stale photos of burgs seem to have remained untouched since before I was born. And of course, they don't have a website, or Twitter account.
They're open until 2am most nights, and 3am on weekends, so if you're partying hard, Apache's got your back.